As I was just telling my friend the other day, there's a lot of freaks in the sea..just go fishing for one!
Yeah..there are. I get emails from them ALL the time. Plenty of fish is about the only dating site that sends me emails any more and they all almost are the same. All except this one charmer.. Countryfarmboy or something like that.. I keep getting messages from him. Not answering them but he keeps sending them,Got to block him. Anyway, he likes to wear makeup and paint his nails! YaY~ NOT.. Pew..ick...So..am selectively answering any of them. Read all previews before you talk to ppl. Their screen names are so deceiving !!
I've had a few relationships..if you can call them that. Been on a few nice dates. Been on some F'n SCARY STUPID ones.. lol. And for the sake of laughter I will repeat them for you now. Names changed to protect the dumb-idiots
Barry I did enjoy the first part of the relationship, it was nice, we made out quite a bit and it was nice..I was the aggressor tho when we first met..:S poor guy, didn't know what hit him. :D He was new in town, and I said, well,if you want me to show you around, let me know, I've lived here my whole life. Sure enough he needed showing around. Get your mind out of the gutter! LOL We were "together" for quite a while but nobody really knew about it around town because he NEVER wanted to be seen with me. WTF.He would go to the show, but that was it, and wouldn't hold my hand or lean over by me, rub feet or legs together or nothing, so I leaned so far away from him he wondered what was wrong, I told him I wanted to puke. He said can I take you home? I said no. Then next time I asked him to go to the show, a week ahead of time, like the day that they announced what the show was going to be, he said, no i have plans out of town, so I said ok, that's fine i guess. He showed up at the show with some other smoking *(not hot, but fat) sow. So i was so upset I broke things off with him for some reasons like not wanting to be seen in public with me (dumb) and treating me weird lately..(and some other things I won't say on here) so...that was it.
Then there was more Internet dating.. rampant Internet dating.. lol I think I have gone on 3 total..hehe.
There was the guy from Glen Ullen. We'll call him Steve. He worked as a helicopter repairman in the jungle (Ecuador and Peru) and came back every 3 months for a month off and was soo hot! He came for a date during boss cowman, but he also had a bunch of friends and family there from glen ullen.. He had visited with me for about 3 moths too online, very sweet guy and once in a while we still talk online when I see he's there. The date was awesome, he was at the dance, texted me, K was there, and so was Barry, it was shortly after we'd broken up, and he was trying to get back together, so when Steve came running over and gave me this HUGE hug, Barry walked off and hung his poor little head. EVIL LAUGH. Steve was sweet,I explained what was going on, and he hung around a while and visited before going off to find the rest of his friends. I kind of wish we could have danced but as it looked, I think Steve had had a few before he even got to Lemmon. HEHE
Then there was a date that happened from Myspace, need I say more? I saw him on the myspace personals, he was from Hettinger, a local town, so I thought what the heck. I looked at the guys pics, OK looking younger guy (Like 2 years younger..i'm no cougar) shaved head, but he didn't look like he was too bad ..kinda over weight, but not super heavy..was lifting weights in one pic. OK, it'd been a LONG time since i'd gone on a date. So. What the heck. We had a lot in common. History, Paranormal interests..so i chatted him up for a few days, then email, then we talked on the phone for a few days. Not bad. Kinda hard to understand,but not bad. he said he had a bum leg, but I never could understand what the fuck he was saying about it. So whatever..we decided to meet, there was going to be a blackhawk helicopter flyover, and he was coming to town anyway, to bring some pc's back for Some people as he and his daddy do pc work for ppl and they do some for lemmon ppl. So..I was gonna go out with FRED. WOW. Ok..He'd pick me up at the house..(I didn't have a car then) F-U-C-K!What the hell happened to his face! He got hit with the ugly stick several times...shit. I felt sorry for him..His teeth were rotten, *not so in the pic* he was about 3x fatter.. he had a pimply face, and they were really red. No hair, kinda able to see spots where there were earrings all over in his face too! WTF! So.. we went ghost hunting first, and I almost lmao! He fell right away when I pointed out that there was a wire right in front of him! SHEISH! Anyway..then went to the museum, cuz I didn't want to be alone with the creep, then went to the pit stop and sat for quite a while and drank soda and waited for the freaking helicopters..where he quoted my favorite quote yet. Ya gotta think this quote in a backwoods southern accent."On a scale of one to ten, one being hot, and ten not, How hot do you think I am?" Now imagine me red faced and spitting pop through my nose..and trying to be nice. Yeah..I said,"5" Ok, he says, i can understand that. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The date ended shortly after that!
Next was Felix..not a cat..A nice police officer. yep He was a sweet guy from MT, who I would have madly fell in love with if it wouldn't have been for..he insisted that I move to MT with him..I couldn't do that. We hit it off great..we just drove around, sat in the car and talked, we'd already talked on the phone several times, and emailed a ton, but it just wasn't to be. He was a real keeper.
The first real keeper that I really did love..he was Michael. I am using his real name. I doubt he would ever find my page if he is still alive. I look for him occasionally when I miss him. He hurt my feelings and we had an argument and I got a virus on my pc after that, I reformatted and when I went to put my stuff back on, I changed my hotmail address and i lost his address as he had his blocked. I saw a few months after our argument that he had gone up to my fotki (my graphics site) and left me a lovely message...it still makes me cry to think about it. He was a widowed police officer..lost his wife and child by a drunk driver. We got along just beautifully, but he went out with his co-officers and got supremely drunk one night and I said something about who drove him home when he was that drunk. Hope he had a dd..he got all mad at me and called me such a bitch, what a whore..stuff like that. I said cool it off, you're drunk. I didn't ever get to talk to him again. I've looked for him on the Internet all over the place, and it makes me sick to wonder if he is dead or what. He lived somewhere by Mitchell sd. I would even be ok knowing he's happily married..just to know he's ok. We always signed off when we got done talking at night with Love you sweetie. As you can tell..miss him a lot.
There was also the soil specialist that I will call Mark. He was on his way home from Rapid City, and knew Lemmon was on the way to Bismarck, so thought I would be a nice diversion. LOL WTF. Anyway..he was really nice, and we visited a lot on email and chat. I still even remember his email addy after all these years.. lol. He was just going through a divorce with his wife. She had slept with his best friend while he was gone working and he found them when he came home, said he wanted to go get the gun, but not to shoot them, to shoot himself instead. He said if he wasn't good enough for her anymore what good was he for anymore. He was very depressed. We met at the powderhorn. He had visited with me for quite some time during that "date" and said it was quite therapeutic. It was very nice...he was very nice looking...I guess I'm kind of a therapeutic person?? He visited with me via email and chatting for about a year and then finally they had stopped the divorce proceedings, and they got back together, which was what we had discussed that very date day..I was so happy for him, as he couldn't see his life any other way besides him his boys and his wife, and he forgave her for her indiscretion, and he said his friend was very drunk, as was his wife, and he decided he was going to work in Bismarck from now on and keep the driving for someone else..So i haven't seen him since then..what a shame..he was hot. LOL
Then there was that one night stand with that guy Laslo..but we won't get into that.. 0.o
Anyway...there's been dates..but nothing special. If I saw Michael again...that'd probably be it..but that's doubtful. I've even emailed people on face book with the same last name from that area but they won't email me back.I look online on the white pages app in the surrounding states, and really haven't seen anything..so that probably isn't a good sign.. :'(
I'll hope things are better for me and my single friend.. most my classmates and ppl i know around my age are all married.. wtf is wrong with US..we're hot and beautiful and all that stuff..i think the guys must have problems. :O Maybe there's a bout of erectile dysfunction going around and the guys are trying to hide it!
G'night
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